if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
complete list of things i’ve learned about snk:
- he’s bean.
nice shirt yamamoto
The strongest, scariest, and the most terrible.
The dream team enters the field!
america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit
What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE
hanging out w/ friends:
people who reblogged this + tagged it “but replace naruto with ______” youre weak YOURE WEAK